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god I wish I was a feral hamster
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Every single one of these headlines sure is something
It’s genuinely the fucking end times
Just a heads up that Rock interview is fake
That’s exactly what the headline says though, that he says it’s fake
the number of tabs is “:)” wtf is that a thing with chrome mobile?
Only if you get past 100 tabs. I am not prepared to let anyone know how many tabs I currently have open, but I’m willing to go on record saying it’s some amount more than that.
wow….
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““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”
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whaf if we walked around with little animals on our shoulders all the time. what if thats just how it was
- philip pullman, mere moments before writing the golden compass
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John McCain’s son, Jack McCain, responds to racists who took “offense” to the Old Navy interracial family advertisement.
Can we also talk about how that woman said “you couldn’t get a white woman”, like white women are the tip top of the racial scale and are a prize to be had. Basically insinuating Black Women are sloppy seconds #NotHereForIt. Great clapback, Jack. Classy and to the point.
HEADS UP: I just went through his wife’s Twitter and she’s literally an angel sent from heaven!
You should check it out @reneeitchka on Twitter ❤️
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Your hellhound is so sad, throw him the femur of a sinner already
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life is back pain
i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.
I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.
my anthropology professor made us do a paper arguing against intelligent design based solely on the anatomy of the human back. he was also a chiropractor part time.
the whole “walking upright” thing was a bit of a rush job
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Looked this up for answers and only found more questions
I tried to do more research and now I, too, only have even more questions.
I remember really liking watergate salad
(Source: simtunes)
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why is this so funny lmao
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eddie brock is a great protagonist because his superpower is making an alien fall in love with him and that’s REAL escapism. who gives a shit about getting insta abs or summoning lightning or whatever. what’s that compared to a fulfilling relationship with a tapeworm. unblock me marvel studios.
